Buttons and Biscuit are a lesbian couple I know trying to get pregnant. I know, you thought they were a jazz duo or a plantation lullaby. Nope. Just a couple trying to bake a bun.
They do run in accomplished circles, however. And they've been getting a few calls lately from straight friends that have turned up pregnant. Oopsy daisy style.
Buttons has her cycle down to a personal science. She can feel it when her womb so much as looks sideways at a pickle jar. So on her off days, Buttons is pretty pissed that her Ivy League astrophysicist type girlfriends can launch a rocket but can't for the life of them figure out how they got pregnant.
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