Vagina Slinger

In fact, yes, I did just write that title. Why? Because the gynecologist I went to yesterday was a cowboy. Big stature, big hands, I was down and he was done in 50 seconds flat, having, with the decorum you'd expect of a cowboy, groped around my garden like he was searching for a spigot in the dark. I guess he found it because he slapped my knee and hollered, "All done!"

“A horse is a horse, it ain't make a difference what color it is.”
-John Wayne

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