Thursday, July 10, 2008

Flowers and Virgins

TANIA: I've never deflowered a virgin. How come I never got to deflower a virgin? I've always wanted to deflower a virgin.

PEMA: (channeling Lisa) That's okay. You're good at other things.

TANIA: Now I'm too old. If I want to deflower a virgin I have to be a Mrs. Robinson.

KARA: That's too bad! You're a professor! You're the perfect archetype for deflowering virgins.

PEMA: You deflower young minds!

TANIA: Oh my God that's right I do deflower virgins!

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