Chicken Sweaters

After work happy hour conversations:

Scott went to Westpoint Military Academy. Eugen served in the military in Romania after high school.

EUGEN: If Westpoint wants to go green, they should make biodegradable bullets. The lead used to make bullets is really bad for the environment.
*

Steve said that chicken growers figured out how to breed featherless chickens, to require less work to pluck them in the processing. But the growers discovered that the chickens were too cold, and it would cost more to try to keep them warm and alive than it would to pluck the feathers in the processing.

STEVE: They could have made chicken sweaters. Can you see it? Employing a bunch of little old ladies to knit little chicken sweaters.