"Former US Senator George Mitchell has outed some of the biggest names in baseball in his long awaited report on steroid usage in Major League Baseball.
...Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, Eric Gagne, Miguel Tejada, David Justice, Chuck Knoblauch and Andy Pettitte.
...So pervasive was the use of the substances, Mr Mitchell warned that 'hundreds of thousands of children' were also using steroids to get ahead in the sport."
VERSUS
"PAMELA ANDERSON has been named TV's Sexiest Woman Ever."
HELLO BOOBS ON STEROIDS, LIPS ON JUICEBut wait, what? You're a female over the age of 12 and you haven't considered medi-spa-ing into the silicon, collagen, better-than-botox, lipo-sucked new frontiers of beauty? I'm sorry. You don't exist.
Who's shouting about the hundreds of thousands of girls and women starving and carving to get ahead in the "sport" of their lives? It's open season on the human body, people. Get it. Or don't buy in.
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