Thursday, August 21, 2008

Already Always Listening, OR...Right, what SHE said.

Felicia and Emily are over for dinner. They tell us they recently took advantage of the new California law allowing same-sex couples to marry.

LISA: How did you two meet?

FELICIA: Sex club.

EMILY: Shut up. (punch in the arm)

Then they tell us the story of that answer...

Felicia's Mom sits in the corner of the living room knitting. Felicia's COUSIN, FELICIA herself, and EMILY stand nearby in the dining room.

COUSIN: How did you two meet?

EMILY: The internet.

COUSIN: A Sex Club??

FELICIA: THE INTERNET.

EMILY: It's a good place for singles.

COUSIN: The place is called FINGERS??

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