Thursday, October 18, 2007

Fix it with Physics

...A transformation story for all those who were saddened by the love story...

A NEW story of loss to love in the language of physics:

(Titles taken from the main menu page of Lew Paxton Price
--a website dedicated to articles on physics. I rearranged them to tell a common love story.)

THE VORTEX

INERTIA

INTRODUCTION TO ADVANCED ETHER (DARK ENERGY) THEORY

DARK MATTER SOLUTION (Constant Velocity Point)

PHOTONS AND RED SHIFT (THE REALITY)

INTRODUCTION TO MAGNETISM

MAGNETISM

LIGHT AND ELECTRON SPIN

THE PAULI EXCLUSION PRINCIPLE & HEISENBERG'S UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE

TIME DILATION AND ETHER RELATIVITY

The EXPANDING UNIVERSE, QUASARS, and the K EFFECT

TIME

2 comments:

  1. Hooray for Beer! Thats soooo much nicer!

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  2. Nico, I think you just told me my physics experiment requires beer goggles.

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