I'm feeding my friends' cat. They live up the hill from me. But, damn, I left the key inside their house last night!! I realize this upon arriving this morning.
Maybe the back door is unlocked? No, but a back window is open, on this dirty, ashy, smoke-over-the-sun morning. (We're getting blanketed from the fire in the mountains.) I'm girlie to the hilt today in my work dress and heels, jewelery. What's a girl to do?? The cat is yowling in the background over an empty bowl. Her owners are out of town.
So I remove the screen, remove my dress, and wriggle into the house head first in my half-slip and heels...the media release tumbling in my head, "Beware the Half Naked Burglar."
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LMAO !! This post is so you!!
ReplyDeleteDressed to the nines but "git 'er done!
Love ya!
Hawk