Party Prep

Regina loves a party. She loves a party so much that she loves party prep and party clean up. She loves a party so much that even the yard work leading up to the party is a rockin' good time, weeding, edging, raking, sweeping, power mowing. I got enlisted to mow the lawn while she walked the dog. She was excited when, out in the garage, smell of gasoline in the air, she gripped the handle bar of the mower and instructed me on how to start the thing up. "You'll feel so butch," she said. "It's totally fun." Soon, I'm sure, you'll see a picture of Regina, tiny, curvaceous, fabulous-haired Regina, and you'll understand how funny that is.